Mellifluous Whim-Relevant

-Relevant By Mellifluous Whim

I have been reading Mellifluous's blog for awhile because she always has really deep writing and Awesome pictures and Gifs. 

And I always get the feels. 

Black out

Even Nazis can Recycle.

The Last Ship - This song gives me mad chills.

Time for a Hair cut

I never told my parents my pen name.

I never told them I had a blog.

I really don't know why I write.

I'm not Creative.

I'm not serious.

And thank god I'm not a sex offender.

I really have no idea why my pen name 

is Comb over mike.

it might be because I have always thought those with comb overs 

have something to hide behind.

Because they are bald and smooth on top.

I'm bald and smooth on top.

I finally had a canvas.

This is my canvas.

I don't care if y'all enjoyed this high

But I did.

Being anonymous.

LOL

Was a hoot. 

I am Tanner Horan 

Goodnight Dwellers 

Lets not play music

Music is a huge part of my life I listen to it almost 24/7
Once on this blog I wrote a song. It wasn't serious.
But recently I have been writing a nice rock ballad.
About a Man who has a vertical jump of 4 feet. 
Who lives on the streets Compton.
Who works a Clinic and sells garden salads for a living.
He gets mugged by a girl who looks like Natalie Portman. 
And decides its time for a change.
I feel this song would be real good it has a really good Vocalist(me)
Drummer (me)
The beat would be very up lifting.
There would be subtle references to Independence Day.
What more could a person want.
But the thing is I am actually pretty bad at this stuff and would like to find someone to work with. Anyone?
Good night dwellers.
Good listens-
For the night
1."What what(in the Butt)" Samwell 
2."A boy named sue"- johnny cash
3."Santa Claus has got the aids this year" -Tiny Tim

  

Finger Tut

Its Wednesday Im reading my nook. My fingers feel the beat of the new One direction song. What do my fingers do, they finger Tut. 

Finger tutting is an art.

A beauty.

A late night sweat pants day fallout 4 kind of Sunday.

Finger tutting.

Need I say more.

My Heart craves more of it.

I need there to be a cool ranch Doritos commercial where a guy eats Doritos and Tuts the fingers.

My heart. Loves finger tutting.

   

  

Much ado about nothing

Shakespeare

From reading my blog you probably wouldn't guess that I have read a lot of Shakespeare. But I have. Hes a great example in comedy.

His plot lines and jokes have been used so much in modern day you wouldn't believe.

I mean that show with the lions is pretty much Hamlet.

(Please tell me I forgot the name of that show. It has music its about lions please this is messing with me)

And that show with Amanda from the Amanda show, where she dresses up as a guy to play soccer. That is twelfth night for you.

You know what I don't know what the hell I'm doing. 

I like Shakespeare but I don't know what to talk about. 

But you know what I bet Shakespeare likes cats. So here is a cat.

     

 So adorable.

Goodnight Dwellers  

How to be a Turnip-

Let me refresh your memory. A turnip(tur·nip) is light purple vegetable planted in ground, used on many foods. Its in close relation to a potato.

Let me tell you at the end of this you will not be a potato, or a turnip. 

You are a mass that cant be turned in to anything else. Unless your a dog. but what dog blogs? (nice slur at the terrible quality of that show on Disney channel)  

Now that I told you this go out side and forget about it and plant turnips and the you truly will be a turnip.....Farmer.

Goodnight dwellers

Gnomes, Power rangers, And David Bowie

         My biggest Fear in life is Depth, when a thing becomes to complex that it stops being fun. That is why I like Comedy it makes every thing simpler. 

Depth makes me want to curl up and die.

I have plenty of other fears like being drugged and waking up being force fed Life cereal by really hairy men. After a experience like that I would most likely never leave a miles radius from my parents. 

I found that as a kid I had the strangest fears. 

My neighbor had a freaky looking Garden Gnome that made me want to die.

Looks almost like that fear full thing.

I have no idea why it just terrified the 

Hell out of me.

The worst fear I had, was of course the power rangers, oh god did they freak me out, I don't know why I was just afraid, I never looked in to. 

I was afraid of David Bowie from Labyrinth. 

This just occurred to me writing this.

I'm afraid of tight clothes. 

The Power Rangers and David both have that in common.

Oh lord why.

Please kill me.

Good Night Dwellers  

I swallow Soup for breakfast

These are randomly generated lyrics about soup. Im not a real rapper. 

An Original Song
by Combover mike

I get on with life as a Scuba diver,
I'm a Sexy kinda person.
I like Bird watching on Sundays,
I like Dove shoving in the week.
I like to contemplate Soup .
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to Salmon.

Shala la la la la la!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about Salmon with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's Soup making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Soup or...
Salmon?I like to use words like 'Neato,'
I like to use words like 'Sparky.'
I like to use words about Soup .
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to Salmon.

Shala la la la la la!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about Salmon with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's Soup making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Soup or...
Salmon?I like to hang out with Rick ,
I like to kick back with Mike,
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to Salmon.

Shala la la la la la!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about Salmon with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's Soup making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Soup or...
Salmon?I'm not too fond of Woman,
I really hate Harlem ,
But I just think back to Salmon,
And I'm happy once again.

Shala la la la la la!

BRICK-IS-GREAT

You can beat someone with a brick.

You can love a brick.

You can take a brick out, for a nice Dinner.

You can treat that brick like your son, set aside money for college, celebrate every year a birthday for your brick.

You can ride that Brick. 

You can sell that brick.

You can praise that brick like Jesus.

You can cuddle with that brick.

I Low key want to be a brick. 

I love you.

When I see you I cant help but dream what a nice talk with you would be like. Like a nice Thursday afternoon skipping rocks in a lake would be like. Going to a nice Thai food place and ordering some tea would be like. When I get on the subject of love I can never put in all my feelings in such away. I love looking at you, you don't understand the very subtle things that you do that just drive me to madness, I just want to get to know you better one on one no distractions. 

Aliens are real

I was an abductee. 

Me and my family were driving through Montana late at night and there was a thunder storm. The lightning was red and I could feel that something was going to happen. I looked down at my phone it was 8:37 looked up looked back down it was 9:15. Sudden loss of time is a sign of Alien life. I promise y'all this is real they are coming.

Black fish ackbar

Could ME be robot and us Bad GRammer. No.

I once upon a time was herding some fine looking steer down by the bayou off the 69th highway west of pernicious lane. I spotted 8 or so long lanky men drinking some tequila and snorting cocaine. I had to choices at that moment I could kill my Cattle and Snort it up with the yonder beings or I could go on with my business. So i did what the wise man would do on such a day and I did what my family would want me to do so I left the bayou. Robots have no imagination. Lets all kill the damn robots.

how to be a dweller

Hello I am the spelunking tour guide to the comb cove. I understand some of you are new. Well here I have no filter what ever is to be said is to be said by your captain. I don't care for criticism I actually like it. I tell real stories here that I wouldn't tell you in person. That is how a Dweller must act.

Now story time. I was at my place of work, Thursday night pulling large bags of soup out of the freezer to get ready for the upcoming day. I set it up but accidentally dropped a frozen soup on the floor.  I didn't know what to do so I just put it back in and let it be. I look back on that and regret it, because we ran out of that soap the next day. I'm going to hell. 

I could have been a sex offender

 I am still a kid who loves to diddle with crayons all the time. 

I still watch dragon ball z time and again.

I like juice. 

life is just simpler that way, as a kid I didn't care what people thought. 

I remember when it was the last day of school 1st grade year and I was super excited. So I thought it would be hilarious if I got completely naked in the bathroom and came to class while everyone was having music time. I waddled on in wearing absolutely nothing. I got dragged out by my teacher and was yelled at for a solid 20 minutes only to be taken home and sent to time out for an hour. 

Aw the good old days. I long for my return, to be a nudist once again. Good night Dwellers.

Hats...ironic

I'm guessing its a crazy coincidence that my first post was also a useless article of clothing. I apologize but  I have been sick and haven't had the time to post on my blog.

But can I just say that hats are pointless. People shouldn't even wear hats they just hide the beauty of dead skin cells covering your head. What we all should wear on are heads are head bands because Damn they are comfortable. You know what else is "Damn comfortable", knowing that you can be able to support people you love or drinking something and not spilling it on your self, because that happens a lot to me. But best of all sleeping naked is the best. I love it. I love y'all. Good Night Comb dwellers. 

Pants

My post is called pants because. everyday I wear pants... and so do most people. But i'm different then that. I'm Comb over mike. that should say enough about me.

                                            

           I am different then most people, I take cold showers. 

 I sleep up side down. 

I cant fall asleep unless I pinch my self 3 times.

 I cant go to the restroom unless no one is around.

I once drank gasoline thinking it was water.

This is me.