How to be a Turnip-

Let me refresh your memory. A turnip(tur·nip) is light purple vegetable planted in ground, used on many foods. Its in close relation to a potato.

Let me tell you at the end of this you will not be a potato, or a turnip. 

You are a mass that cant be turned in to anything else. Unless your a dog. but what dog blogs? (nice slur at the terrible quality of that show on Disney channel)  

Now that I told you this go out side and forget about it and plant turnips and the you truly will be a turnip.....Farmer.

Goodnight dwellers