Gnomes, Power rangers, And David Bowie

         My biggest Fear in life is Depth, when a thing becomes to complex that it stops being fun. That is why I like Comedy it makes every thing simpler. 

Depth makes me want to curl up and die.

I have plenty of other fears like being drugged and waking up being force fed Life cereal by really hairy men. After a experience like that I would most likely never leave a miles radius from my parents. 

I found that as a kid I had the strangest fears. 

My neighbor had a freaky looking Garden Gnome that made me want to die.

Looks almost like that fear full thing.

I have no idea why it just terrified the 

Hell out of me.

The worst fear I had, was of course the power rangers, oh god did they freak me out, I don't know why I was just afraid, I never looked in to. 

I was afraid of David Bowie from Labyrinth. 

This just occurred to me writing this.

I'm afraid of tight clothes. 

The Power Rangers and David both have that in common.

Oh lord why.

Please kill me.

Good Night Dwellers