Black fish ackbar

Could ME be robot and us Bad GRammer. No.

I once upon a time was herding some fine looking steer down by the bayou off the 69th highway west of pernicious lane. I spotted 8 or so long lanky men drinking some tequila and snorting cocaine. I had to choices at that moment I could kill my Cattle and Snort it up with the yonder beings or I could go on with my business. So i did what the wise man would do on such a day and I did what my family would want me to do so I left the bayou. Robots have no imagination. Lets all kill the damn robots.

how to be a dweller

Hello I am the spelunking tour guide to the comb cove. I understand some of you are new. Well here I have no filter what ever is to be said is to be said by your captain. I don't care for criticism I actually like it. I tell real stories here that I wouldn't tell you in person. That is how a Dweller must act.

Now story time. I was at my place of work, Thursday night pulling large bags of soup out of the freezer to get ready for the upcoming day. I set it up but accidentally dropped a frozen soup on the floor.  I didn't know what to do so I just put it back in and let it be. I look back on that and regret it, because we ran out of that soap the next day. I'm going to hell. 

I could have been a sex offender

 I am still a kid who loves to diddle with crayons all the time. 

I still watch dragon ball z time and again.

I like juice. 

life is just simpler that way, as a kid I didn't care what people thought. 

I remember when it was the last day of school 1st grade year and I was super excited. So I thought it would be hilarious if I got completely naked in the bathroom and came to class while everyone was having music time. I waddled on in wearing absolutely nothing. I got dragged out by my teacher and was yelled at for a solid 20 minutes only to be taken home and sent to time out for an hour. 

Aw the good old days. I long for my return, to be a nudist once again. Good night Dwellers.

Hats...ironic

I'm guessing its a crazy coincidence that my first post was also a useless article of clothing. I apologize but  I have been sick and haven't had the time to post on my blog.

But can I just say that hats are pointless. People shouldn't even wear hats they just hide the beauty of dead skin cells covering your head. What we all should wear on are heads are head bands because Damn they are comfortable. You know what else is "Damn comfortable", knowing that you can be able to support people you love or drinking something and not spilling it on your self, because that happens a lot to me. But best of all sleeping naked is the best. I love it. I love y'all. Good Night Comb dwellers. 

Pants

My post is called pants because. everyday I wear pants... and so do most people. But i'm different then that. I'm Comb over mike. that should say enough about me.

                                            

           I am different then most people, I take cold showers. 

 I sleep up side down. 

I cant fall asleep unless I pinch my self 3 times.

 I cant go to the restroom unless no one is around.

I once drank gasoline thinking it was water.

This is me.