Pants

My post is called pants because. everyday I wear pants... and so do most people. But i'm different then that. I'm Comb over mike. that should say enough about me.

                                            

           I am different then most people, I take cold showers. 

 I sleep up side down. 

I cant fall asleep unless I pinch my self 3 times.

 I cant go to the restroom unless no one is around.

I once drank gasoline thinking it was water.

This is me.