I could have been a sex offender

 I am still a kid who loves to diddle with crayons all the time. 

I still watch dragon ball z time and again.

I like juice. 

life is just simpler that way, as a kid I didn't care what people thought. 

I remember when it was the last day of school 1st grade year and I was super excited. So I thought it would be hilarious if I got completely naked in the bathroom and came to class while everyone was having music time. I waddled on in wearing absolutely nothing. I got dragged out by my teacher and was yelled at for a solid 20 minutes only to be taken home and sent to time out for an hour. 

Aw the good old days. I long for my return, to be a nudist once again. Good night Dwellers.