Gnomes, Power rangers, And David Bowie

         My biggest Fear in life is Depth, when a thing becomes to complex that it stops being fun. That is why I like Comedy it makes every thing simpler. 

Depth makes me want to curl up and die.

I have plenty of other fears like being drugged and waking up being force fed Life cereal by really hairy men. After a experience like that I would most likely never leave a miles radius from my parents. 

I found that as a kid I had the strangest fears. 

My neighbor had a freaky looking Garden Gnome that made me want to die.

Looks almost like that fear full thing.

I have no idea why it just terrified the 

Hell out of me.

The worst fear I had, was of course the power rangers, oh god did they freak me out, I don't know why I was just afraid, I never looked in to. 

I was afraid of David Bowie from Labyrinth. 

This just occurred to me writing this.

I'm afraid of tight clothes. 

The Power Rangers and David both have that in common.

Oh lord why.

Please kill me.

Good Night Dwellers  

I swallow Soup for breakfast

These are randomly generated lyrics about soup. Im not a real rapper. 

An Original Song
by Combover mike

I get on with life as a Scuba diver,
I'm a Sexy kinda person.
I like Bird watching on Sundays,
I like Dove shoving in the week.
I like to contemplate Soup .
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to Salmon.

Shala la la la la la!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about Salmon with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's Soup making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Soup or...
Salmon?I like to use words like 'Neato,'
I like to use words like 'Sparky.'
I like to use words about Soup .
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to Salmon.

Shala la la la la la!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about Salmon with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's Soup making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Soup or...
Salmon?I like to hang out with Rick ,
I like to kick back with Mike,
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to Salmon.

Shala la la la la la!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about Salmon with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's Soup making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Soup or...
Salmon?I'm not too fond of Woman,
I really hate Harlem ,
But I just think back to Salmon,
And I'm happy once again.

Shala la la la la la!

BRICK-IS-GREAT

You can beat someone with a brick.

You can love a brick.

You can take a brick out, for a nice Dinner.

You can treat that brick like your son, set aside money for college, celebrate every year a birthday for your brick.

You can ride that Brick. 

You can sell that brick.

You can praise that brick like Jesus.

You can cuddle with that brick.

I Low key want to be a brick. 

I love you.

When I see you I cant help but dream what a nice talk with you would be like. Like a nice Thursday afternoon skipping rocks in a lake would be like. Going to a nice Thai food place and ordering some tea would be like. When I get on the subject of love I can never put in all my feelings in such away. I love looking at you, you don't understand the very subtle things that you do that just drive me to madness, I just want to get to know you better one on one no distractions. 

Aliens are real

I was an abductee. 

Me and my family were driving through Montana late at night and there was a thunder storm. The lightning was red and I could feel that something was going to happen. I looked down at my phone it was 8:37 looked up looked back down it was 9:15. Sudden loss of time is a sign of Alien life. I promise y'all this is real they are coming.