Time for a Hair cut

I never told my parents my pen name.

I never told them I had a blog.

I really don't know why I write.

I'm not Creative.

I'm not serious.

And thank god I'm not a sex offender.

I really have no idea why my pen name 

is Comb over mike.

it might be because I have always thought those with comb overs 

have something to hide behind.

Because they are bald and smooth on top.

I'm bald and smooth on top.

I finally had a canvas.

This is my canvas.

I don't care if y'all enjoyed this high

But I did.

Being anonymous.

LOL

Was a hoot. 

I am Tanner Horan 

Goodnight Dwellers 

Lets not play music

Music is a huge part of my life I listen to it almost 24/7
Once on this blog I wrote a song. It wasn't serious.
But recently I have been writing a nice rock ballad.
About a Man who has a vertical jump of 4 feet. 
Who lives on the streets Compton.
Who works a Clinic and sells garden salads for a living.
He gets mugged by a girl who looks like Natalie Portman. 
And decides its time for a change.
I feel this song would be real good it has a really good Vocalist(me)
Drummer (me)
The beat would be very up lifting.
There would be subtle references to Independence Day.
What more could a person want.
But the thing is I am actually pretty bad at this stuff and would like to find someone to work with. Anyone?
Good night dwellers.
Good listens-
For the night
1."What what(in the Butt)" Samwell 
2."A boy named sue"- johnny cash
3."Santa Claus has got the aids this year" -Tiny Tim

  

Finger Tut

Its Wednesday Im reading my nook. My fingers feel the beat of the new One direction song. What do my fingers do, they finger Tut. 

Finger tutting is an art.

A beauty.

A late night sweat pants day fallout 4 kind of Sunday.

Finger tutting.

Need I say more.

My Heart craves more of it.

I need there to be a cool ranch Doritos commercial where a guy eats Doritos and Tuts the fingers.

My heart. Loves finger tutting.

   

  

Much ado about nothing

Shakespeare

From reading my blog you probably wouldn't guess that I have read a lot of Shakespeare. But I have. Hes a great example in comedy.

His plot lines and jokes have been used so much in modern day you wouldn't believe.

I mean that show with the lions is pretty much Hamlet.

(Please tell me I forgot the name of that show. It has music its about lions please this is messing with me)

And that show with Amanda from the Amanda show, where she dresses up as a guy to play soccer. That is twelfth night for you.

You know what I don't know what the hell I'm doing. 

I like Shakespeare but I don't know what to talk about. 

But you know what I bet Shakespeare likes cats. So here is a cat.

     

 So adorable.

Goodnight Dwellers  

How to be a Turnip-

Let me refresh your memory. A turnip(tur·nip) is light purple vegetable planted in ground, used on many foods. Its in close relation to a potato.

Let me tell you at the end of this you will not be a potato, or a turnip. 

You are a mass that cant be turned in to anything else. Unless your a dog. but what dog blogs? (nice slur at the terrible quality of that show on Disney channel)  

Now that I told you this go out side and forget about it and plant turnips and the you truly will be a turnip.....Farmer.

Goodnight dwellers